Monday, March 27, 2006

OK. Logan vs. Hailey. Who wins?

RJ (uncle to Logan) and Bob (uncle to Hailey) just became uncles! Great news and my congratulations! Let me be the one to start off the competitive fallout that is sure to ensue. Let's move right past all the small silly stuff like who is going to walk first and who will say momma first and get right down to the main question at hand. What if these two wildcats went head-to-head in an epic battle to rule everything, who would win the title?

LOGAN (either one)
VS.
HAILEY

8 Comments:

Blogger Robert said...

I think we all know. There's no need for anyone else to comment, I mean, seriously.

6:39 AM  
Blogger Lindsey Lou said...

That's pretty freakin' funny, Kevin. Nice post.

I don't know either of the tots, but... one's a boy, one's a girl... you know where I'm going. Someday the Renck-Henneberg alliance could be even stronger.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Nick said...

Yeah, what if they were to join forces. It would be like a comet with three random claw-blade-like things.

6:19 PM  
Blogger RJ said...

Logan wins.

9:09 PM  
Blogger mysterio said...

This is a tough question that I had to meditate on for a couple days. But I think I got it.

Normally you would go with Logan in almost every case. He's nigh indestructable and he can probably outrun anything (haven't seen that movie) However, the comet is the one thing that can out run Logan and destroy him if he smashed him between an adimantium wall or if the comet were made of adimantium. Of course then the comet would be utterly destroyed as well.

So the answer of is a draw. That was a fun game.

12:30 PM  
Blogger P said...

I would say that the first round might go to Logan. He's got the muscles and style. BUT, don't count haley out. I think the final round would go to Haley when she came back in 76 years to kick his butt as an old man. Just my humble opinion.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Adam Farnsworth said...

OK, Hailey's photo is just not flattering.

But, I'm going to weigh in on combined forces, Magneto would have NOTHING against Hailogan™!

9:11 AM  
Blogger Casey said...

You guys are thinking of it all wrong. What if at the epic battle of Logan v. Hailey, things like size, strength, power, finess, talent, reflex, experience, skill, and skeletal material of Logan and Hailey really didn't play into this cosmic collision? What if... it was a battle of ancestry? Grams and Gramps? I'd pay to see Bonnie and Tony duke it out for real, tag team style against Janice and Bob. THEN we'll see who wins.

6:53 PM  

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