Posers? Or Real Deals?
Recently I visited the Mask for Walla Walla College and did a search to see what my friend's pictures looked like this year. What I found was a mix of people posing as my friends and real pictures of my actual friends. So I've gone and figured out who the posers are so you don't have to.
This dude claims to go by the name "RJ". I don't think so pal!! This guy is a big time poser just trying to get some chics at WWC. This picture looks nothing like a church directory shot nor is one corner of his collar flipped up.
Verdict: POSER (double thumbs up is the big tip off here)

I was about to label this guy as a poser, but take a closer look. This is definitley Bob Renck. Look at the left eye, the nose, the burly beard, and especially the nice teeth. I must have somehow accessed the futureverse while doing my search. He is a bonified dentist in this pic.
Verdict: Make no mistake this guy is the REAL DEAL.

Next I did a search for my good old campin' buddy, Casey Luport. I was a bit taken-a-back with what came up. This guy looks way cooler looking than Casey, so he can't be a poser by definition. Sorry Casey, but this guy is out of your league.
Verdict: REAL DEAL

For this search I was glad I didn't have to think about if this guy was a poser or not. It's clearly Nick.
Verdict: REAL DEAL

I did a search for my friend Petra. She took campaign pictures for Nick and I once and I thought she still might be in the mask database. What I found amused me. Petra is simply way hotter than this chica and kicks way more ass too!
Verdict: POSER!

Finally, I did a search for my friend Adam....My universe and also my futureverse exploded.
Verdict: REAL DEALS
This dude claims to go by the name "RJ". I don't think so pal!! This guy is a big time poser just trying to get some chics at WWC. This picture looks nothing like a church directory shot nor is one corner of his collar flipped up.
Verdict: POSER (double thumbs up is the big tip off here)

I was about to label this guy as a poser, but take a closer look. This is definitley Bob Renck. Look at the left eye, the nose, the burly beard, and especially the nice teeth. I must have somehow accessed the futureverse while doing my search. He is a bonified dentist in this pic.
Verdict: Make no mistake this guy is the REAL DEAL.

Next I did a search for my good old campin' buddy, Casey Luport. I was a bit taken-a-back with what came up. This guy looks way cooler looking than Casey, so he can't be a poser by definition. Sorry Casey, but this guy is out of your league.
Verdict: REAL DEAL

For this search I was glad I didn't have to think about if this guy was a poser or not. It's clearly Nick.
Verdict: REAL DEAL

I did a search for my friend Petra. She took campaign pictures for Nick and I once and I thought she still might be in the mask database. What I found amused me. Petra is simply way hotter than this chica and kicks way more ass too!
Verdict: POSER!

Finally, I did a search for my friend Adam....My universe and also my futureverse exploded.
Verdict: REAL DEALS


16 Comments:
K-dog!!! ......oh man, I'm speechless. You "one-uped" yourself. This has now become "The Greatest Post Ever."
How did you get a picture of me from the future? You are so powerful.
So I know that you are going to be a doctor, but have you ever thought about doing something important. Like becoming a professional blogger. You have some of the funniest posts ever. Speaking of campaigns I was on one when my poser picture was taken. I was beating up extra's on my new tv show Xena the warrior princess returns. Awesome. I think this girl might be my stunt double.
Petra.
Your new 'Xena' show? Isn't Xena a lesbian?
Wait.
Awesome.
As for you, K-Diddy, I don't appreciate that picture of "me".
It looks like a pink orc on a bender.
:-)
(petra made me put a smiley face so you would know I was joking.
apparently she has a low opinion of your sense of humor.)
:-)
:-/
I'm thinking of growing my hair out like my poser's hair...
More real than you know...
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